Google Searches That Ended Here

Here are my top five recent searches (Google and one MSN Search) that landed people at What's A Year In Forever:

1) "One by land", restaurant, connecticut

2) hazing sorority "short skirt"

3) umainedrunks movies

4) "i think my girlfriend is fooling around on me" (poor bastard)

5) Dolly Parton+dentures

The last one really made me sit back and think: What the hell do I write about?